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five most constipated men in the Old Testament

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Matt:
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

Cain - because he wasn’t Abel.

Moses – he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

King David – he sat on the throne for forty years.

Solomon – neither heaven nor earth could move him.

Noah – because he was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.

gmik:
OMG  Who thinks these up????? ;D ;D

gotta print and share!  Thanks.

indianabob:

--- Quote from: Matthew on December 12, 2007, 11:04:49 PM ---Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

Cain - because he wasn’t Abel.

Moses – he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

King David – he sat on the throne for forty years.

Solomon – neither heaven nor earth could move him.

Noah – because he was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.

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Thanks Matthew,

Very interesting.  Actually though Noah was at sea about one year while the waters abated.

Bob

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