Seniors Special

[Craig]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" Was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked Incredulously.

"YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife  replied.

She took the two eggs home.

[Beloved]

Very Funny Craig

Sounds like a makeover script to Easy Rider...remember ....Jack Nichols   

Beloved

[rk12201960]

LOL Craig
I guess that would be an egg to go.
Thats what I call bringing it home.

Gods peace to you brother.
Randy

[musicman]

I would bring a new meaning to the name "grand slam breakfast".  As soon as the waiter returned with my order, I would crack the two eggs on her forehead and say, Iv'e changed my mind!!  I want them over easy.

[Deborah-Leigh]

That's a parable Craig! LOL