Had a good laugh over these and had to share them with ya'll.
Suzie
CHILDREN'S VIEWS ON ANGELS
1. "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." - Matthew, 9
2. "I only know the names of two angels: Hark and Harold." - Gregory, 5
3. "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists know all about it now." - Olive, 9
4. "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows." -Scooter, 6
5. "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead." - Daniel,7
6. "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten, and when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." - Regan,5
7. "Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter." -Jared, 8
8. "All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it." - Antonia,9
9. "Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it." -Vicki, 8
10. "What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them."
-Sarah, 7