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cherokee:
Had a good laugh over these and had to share them with ya'll.  ;D

Suzie



CHILDREN'S VIEWS ON ANGELS

1. "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." - Matthew, 9

2. "I only know the names of two angels: Hark and Harold." - Gregory, 5

3. "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists know all about it now." - Olive, 9

4. "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows." -Scooter, 6

5. "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead." - Daniel,7

6. "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten, and when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." - Regan,5

7. "Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter." -Jared, 8

8. "All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it." - Antonia,9

9. "Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it." -Vicki, 8

10. "What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them."
-Sarah, 7

hillsbororiver:

 :D

Love it!

Actually in rereading this it isn't any less scriptural than much of the swill being peddled by many of the denominations, and much more positive!

Thanks for the laughs.

His Peace to you Suzie,

Joe

cherokee:
Your welcome Joe. ;)

Peace to you Brother,
Suzie

musicman:
"Ha ha ha" says the congregation.  Then the babylonian heresy director chimes in.  "But remember little Scooter, if you don't tithe and attend services for life, you'll be screaming holy (rhymes with wit) for all eternity".

Deborah-Leigh:
Very cute Suzie! ;D

Thank you for sharing.

Shows how the questions and wrong beliefs begin so early and the foundations for them are based on errors that will not answer them with the Truth.

Peace to you

Arcturus  :)

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