Laws of Existence

[Vangie]

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or
you'll have to use the restroom. 

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.


Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.


Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.


Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.


Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.


Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


I thought this was too cute not to share!

[Kat]

Hi Vangie,

That is all so true, I've experienced them all 

mercy, peace and love
Kat

[hillsbororiver]

I thought this was too cute not to share!

Cute yet true!

Thanks for the smiles.

Peace,

Joe

[Deborah-Leigh]

YES. Those are the trials

[musicman]

Oh God!!  Why is all of that true?!!  Whyyyyyyyy?!!!