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[hillsbororiver]

A scientist went up to God and said, "We no longer need you, God, for I have developed the method with which to create humans from dirt. Now that humans can create life from nothing, you are no longer necessary."

God, amused by all this, challenged the scientist to a man-making competition. Whomever created the finest human being from dirt would truly be superior.

The scientist nodded, "I accept your challenge." He smugly said as he stooped down to gather a handful of dirt.

"Hold on." God said. "Create your own dirt, first."

[Little Joe]

That reminded me of this verse

Romans 1:22 (King James Version)
 22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

How many of the "wise"  are going to have to eat crow on judgment day?  I think that may be the greatest torture of all, having to admit you've been a fool.   

His Peace to you,

Little Joe

[Deborah-Leigh]

LOL
 
That was excellent!

[travellarry]

the bbc had an article about synthetic life this week...same premise...'using the dirt'...

A scientist went up to God and said, "We no longer need you, God, for I have developed the method with which to create humans from dirt. Now that humans can create life from nothing, you are no longer necessary."

God, amused by all this, challenged the scientist to a man-making competition. Whomever created the finest human being from dirt would truly be superior.

The scientist nodded, "I accept your challenge." He smugly said as he stooped down to gather a handful of dirt.

"Hold on." God said. "Create your own dirt, first."

[lilitalienboi16]

ROFL! owned! lol!