Topic: Entering into Heaven (Read 4744 times)

joyful1 · « **on:** February 04, 2008, 10:15:25 PM »

Did someone already post this? I hope not....hehehehe! Joyce

Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.

iris · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:57:41 PM »

John9362 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:09:34 PM »

Love it !!

Thanks

John

hillsbororiver · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:22:34 PM »

Thanks for the laugh Joyce!

This was a new one for me,

Joe

LittleBear · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:14:07 PM »

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Deborah-Leigh · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2008, 04:42:09 PM »

LOL...THAT could be said of ALL OF THEM!

Good one joyful1

Peace to you

Arcturus

gmik · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2008, 11:02:28 PM »

Right Arc, I heard the same one only it was the Baptists we were sneaking by.

Still funny Joyce

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