> Off Topic Discussions

YOU should be institutionalized !

(1/2) > >>

John9362:
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him
or her to empty the bathtub
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would
use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the
plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

HEHEHEHEHE !!..... ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
Love you guys !!
John

           

Grateful:
Yeah, I'll take the bed by the OPEN window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Linder-in-der-winder (a.k.a. Linda)

musicman:
But the crazy person would say, hey, you didn't give me that option.  Eat lead you lying charlatan of a doctor.

Deborah-Leigh:
That option is invisible ....like God!.... :D :D

joyful1:
:D I love that one, John! Actually, I've probably been asked on more than one occassion: would you like a bed by the window? But I took up this saying from one of the other forum members:

"Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held her ground!"
:)
 
cheers!
Joyce

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page