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Author Topic: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW  (Read 5774 times)

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Matt

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THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« on: February 28, 2008, 10:23:09 PM »

 A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.  While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.OO." 

        The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?  The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."

 ;D

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musicman

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Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 11:00:19 PM »

H A I J OOOOO!!!
« Last Edit: February 28, 2008, 11:04:01 PM by musicman »
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Martinez

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Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 11:31:27 PM »

 ;D
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Samson

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Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2008, 11:20:23 AM »

Hello Matthew,

                     That was priceless, I had a Mother in Law, once like that, where I wouldn't want to take any "chances", the current one I have is pretty good, she doesn't try to run my our lives(My wife & I), she doesn't meddle in our affairs. I have a Daughter connected to that former Mother in Law, she still occasionally does her thing, my poor nerves.

                      Great Joke, sometimes it isn't a joke, Your Brother, Samson.
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Craig

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Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 12:25:02 PM »

Can someone loan me $5000?

Craig
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2008, 04:36:09 PM »

 ;D :D Excellent! :D ;D
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Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2008, 07:29:26 PM »


 :D ;D :D ;DLove It !! ;D :D ;D :D

  Thanks !!

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ellie77

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Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2008, 07:23:33 AM »

 No Craig....no loan... the intrest rate is too high..... :- :'(
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