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[Matt]

 A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.  While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.OO." 

        The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?  The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."

 

[musicman]

H A I J OOOOO!!!

[Martinez]

 

[Samson]

Hello Matthew,

                     That was priceless, I had a Mother in Law, once like that, where I wouldn't want to take any "chances", the current one I have is pretty good, she doesn't try to run my our lives(My wife & I), she doesn't meddle in our affairs. I have a Daughter connected to that former Mother in Law, she still occasionally does her thing, my poor nerves.

                      Great Joke, sometimes it isn't a joke, Your Brother, Samson.

[Craig]

Can someone loan me $5000?

Craig

[Deborah-Leigh]

  Excellent!

[John9362]

  ;DLove It !!

  Thanks !!

[ellie77]

 No Craig....no loan... the intrest rate is too high..... :-