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Beloved

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Comparative Theology
« on: December 11, 2007, 10:50:31 PM »

Here is a simplistic list of Comparison Of Religious Theories


Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christian Scientist - We are the toys.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist - Once played, always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Liberalism - I feel good playing with toys, don't you. That is why I know I am going to heaven
Republicans - If you don't repeal this tax on all toys, you will go to hell.
Judaism -- He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Baha'i Faith -- Let's play with our toys together.
Southern Baptist -- We have played with this toy this way for years, and we are not going to change.
Presbyterian- These toys were chosen for you to play with and these were chosen for me to play.
Apostolic Faith (Oneness Movement) - There is only one toy, and it is in our church.
Crystal Cathedral - There are no bad toys, and no bad toy players.
Methodist - Toys are toys are toys.
Assembly of God -It doesn't matter how you play with the toys as long as more people join in with you.
Name-it-Claim-it - I have toys. I have toys. I have toys. I have toys. I have toys. I have toys. I have toys.
Word of Faith - Send me $100 and I will tell you "How you TOO can have more toys."
Witchcraft - Toy making is killing our Earth Goddess.
Lutheranism -- We are justified by toys alone through play (and not by work, lest anyone should boast).

Beloved
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Comparative Theology
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 04:54:27 PM »


Good one Beloved.

Here's another to add.

Communism = your toys are mine and my toys are mine ;)
Socialism = you make the toys and I'll keep them :D
Dictatorship = do or die and make me my toys. :D

Peace to you

Arcturus :)
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joyful1

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Re: Comparative Theology
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 06:50:31 AM »

:D Beloved....this was priceless!! missed it the first go round....just had to let you know I laughed my head off this morning reading this!! But on a little more serious note...got one more for you....

Universal Salvation = the toychest will always be full....not one toy will be lost!

or...

Universal Salvation = all toys are fire proof! Accessories sold separately because they are NOT fire proof!

Joyce :)
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Dante

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Re: Comparative Theology
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 09:30:37 AM »

Mainstream Christianity= Most of the toys in the toy chest will melt in HELL. But they will be rebuilt so they can be melted for the rest of eternity!!!! Just so you can experience the PAIN and LOSS over and over again.
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joyful1

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Re: Comparative Theology
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 02:07:57 PM »

;D ahahah! good one, Dante!

Mainstream Christianity = if you can't figure out how we play this game by the end of the day....you'll never, EVER, EVER get another chance to play...EVER again!!

Joyce :)
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