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[John9362]

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"

  ..........Love you guys....John9362

[Beloved]

Okay another heaven joke......I did not know whether to add this to yours or Elmo joke


type in .. "dog heaven" and then hit the search button and then click on link to play.  excuse the commercial... you got to listen to it before it plays.......Hmmm mint snickers and mars bars . You have to adjust he slide bars to see it...very short video

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&from=msnhome


Heaven is not as place..it is a state of being

beloved

[John9362]

Hi Beloved,
You said:
Heaven is not as place..it is a state of being

beloved

Thanks for that Beloved.....you probably noticed I've been a member for 2 years just so  I can post an occasional joke 
Love you !!...John

[Beloved]

hey    the dog is in heaven.."there is neither male or female"....

heaven is a state of being....so what is he going to do with them


I can too take a yoke. 

beloved

[gmik]

 

You two are funny.  Just been catching up on some joke threads.

Love ya both!!