BT Comedy Cetral

[Beloved]

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.

And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

"Now, said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"

A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. "To make the gravy."

Beloved

[Deborah-Leigh]

Very cute! lol

[hebrewroots98]

(Ok y'all, you have to physically do this to get the joke)

Make the cross sign  (as the Catholics do...you know, first touch your forehead, then touch your lower chest, then touch your right chest and then touch your left  chest (only keep tapping the left side of your chest).....

so now what do you have?


A STUTTERING PRIEST

[frecklegirl417]

Hello, Everyone!

Thanks for the laughs! I have a cute joke for you at least I thought it was when my nephew told it to me:
                A drunk man walking along the beach noticed a preacher baptizing new people to church. The drunk man not knowing what the preacher was doing waited in line. When it was his turn the preacher grabbed him dunked him under and brought him back up and asked"did you find Jesus?" the drunk man said "No". So, the preacher dunked him again and repeated" Did you find Jesus?", the drunk man so "No", so the preacher kept repeatedly kept asking the same question and dunking the man. The Last time the preacher asked the drunk man "did you find Jesus?", the drunk man said No, was suppose to be there somewhere?"
                I know this sounds corny but coming from a 10 year old boy I thought it was cute and something only a few select would get.

                                                   With God's love,
                                                          Frecklegirl417(pam)

[joyful1]

ahahahah! Susan and Freckelgirl!