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[mrl1970]

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.

The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.

He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand."

The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.

Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!"

The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.

Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"

[Samson]

Very Good mrl1970,

                           Some(AND I'M BEING GENEROUS HERE) of those "FATHERS" have no room to talk regarding abuse of alcohol, amongst a list of other things. Those who take the lead are supposed to be setting an example for their flock to follow, have no room to talk about what place their going to be. I know, it's a joke and a good one, thanks mrl1970.

                                  Your Brother, Samson.

[gmik]

 

I was once given communion by someone who stunk of whiskey!!!