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Tale of the Sheep
Deborah-Leigh:
There broke out a HUGE Chorus in the Heavens and THEN everyone heard the seveth trumpet blast and NOEL NOEL the Angels did say! Actually No Hell No Hell and THEN.....! lol
musicman:
Oprah came back from the dead. She said, "maybe there aint no hell, but smell this. . . ... .ffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, said the sheep. . . (Excuse me, baaaaaaaaaa). One said "please kill me now". Then Oprah shook her mega ton flab with laughter and said "it's time for you to meet my good friend".
Speaking in an over done southern accent: "The problem with you sheep is your self defeating behavior". Is that you Doctor Phil?, said one of the wolves. Dr. Phil faced
the head wolf and said "the problem is you". "I want you to look in a mirror and say, I am a wicked heritic who deserves the hell that I preach". "By the way, that there is the beast" Then Oprah puffed up to the size of a. . . .
joyful1:
can we please leave poor Oprah alone? I really feel sorry for her! Ray can have ruby slippers....but don't make fun of Oprah! I think it is great that she came back from the dead and that Dr. Phil was able to make the line-up as well.....perhaps we could not let her pass gas though....would that be ok? can we do that?
::::::walks off shaking head:::::: "oh bother!"
Beloved:
of a hot air baloon and floated off into the ozone layer. Now there is a crazy cult of hyenas that worship her.
In the meantime little ruddy baaa..Ray settled down to work for the kingdom. A Few malnorished lambs were fed in this Kingdom. Outside the world was in havoc.
Creflo and his sidekick Bilion dollar Copeland were roaming the earth and came upon more dumb sheep and they fed them slop and they seemed to love it. Because they dressed in nice suits and lived the luxurious life Creflo and his friends became buddies with the local powers. After a while you could not tell the difference between these bad shepards and the hogs.
The fanatical leader Obama Ben Bamda with his band of merry men decided to take revenge and blew up a favorite play ground.
and then like gnats pestered both the bad shepards and the hogs. The kept this up until one day Offarah eclipsed the sun on 2012.
and the aliens landed....they were from Flat Land.
(Some may be aware of this place...It is a land of two dimensions only. Imagine living on a peice of paper. When a object from a 3D dimension enters into all the flat landers see is their foot print. Imagine if the 3D person put their finger into flat land all the flatlanders can see is a circle, they cannot see above or below the plane...the circle seems to appear from out of nowhere. In this land there are three shapes, points curves and straight.
Fortunately then land in Baa.Ray;s study. He tries to communicate with them and they say "You must be God".....You must help us.
We are the roundies and we are having problem with the pointies. They keep bumping into us with their sharp sides trying to deflate us.
Baaa..Ray no you misunderstand I am not God. God has a plan and you are part of it...relax stay away from Offarah the biggest false circle because if she lands on your world, it will be badly bent out shape and never be the same. He encourage them and the went home planet.
In another part of the world....
joyful1:
::) Beloved! what part of ONE or TWO sentences do you NOT understand? The RULES plainly state that we were to write ONE or TWO sentences!!!!! (*LOLROFWT!!!)
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