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Craig:
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... That will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "GOSH......You are such an Idiot!!".

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Deborah-Leigh:


What are the men's words?.............Men are from Mars right?

musicman:
"Oh no you didn't"

Means don't think, just get away as quickly as possible.  Move it priest!!  Get outta there!!

kweli:
I've been taught that men's words should be YES, SURE, GO AHEAD. Anything out of that frame of reference is the cause of WWIII, armageddon style. Is this something I must unlearn as well?

Falconn003:

--- Quote from: Arcturus on April 10, 2008, 03:46:47 PM ---

What are the men's words?.............Men are from Mars right?

--- End quote ---

1. You look nice.   translation::  can WE GO already !!!  ;D

Rodger

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