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[Vangie]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/oprah_launches_own_reality

[mharrell08]

This is a joke right?

Like this headline, "Southwest Airlines Now Taking Passengers To Destinations By Shuttle Bus" on the same site.

[Vangie]

Yes, it's a joke alright. To an extent anyway-I think that last sentence about Stedman is probably true though--hee, hee.

[Stevernator]

That was hilarious.

Winfrey also maintained that, in >OpraH, all women will be strong and confident while retaining their femininity, pollution will not exist, and no one will die of disease without first making an appearance on her show

"They say the universe is always expanding and contracting," added a smiling Winfrey. "But I'm going to make Pilates mandatory in >OpraH, because there ain't going to be any more expanding, if you know what I mean."

The crowd then burst into uncontrollable laughter for three minutes until a concentrated beam of light emanated from Winfrey's mouth and all fell silent.

[gmik]

 

The Onion is always good for a laugh!!!