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[ellie77]

                        CATS
1. Cats do whatever they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3.They are totally unpredictable.

4.They whine when they are unhappy.

5.When you want to play they want to be alone.

6.When they want to play you want to be alone.

7.They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8.They are moody.

9.They leave hair every where.

10. They drive you nuts and cost you an arm and a leg.

CONCLUSION..THEY ARE TINY LITTLE WOMEN IN CHEAP FUR
                                   COATS.

[Samson]

Yes Ellie,

             You beat me to the punch, in your concluding remarks, they remind me alot about Women, except the part about whining, that's probably Men. Yet, It's an established fact that Cat's are my favorite animal, especially female ones, we have two, boy, I must be a glutton for punishment.   
When it comes to whining, their's one exception, my oldest Daughter whines, it's very effective.

             Thankyou for sharing this Thread, I LOVE CATS and they Love me, well at least somebody does, besides my wife. 

                                        Thanks, Samson.

[Deborah-Leigh]

What is the difference between a cat and a dog?

When you call a dog it will come running. When you call a cat it will glance at you, take a message, and get back to you later!

We have six cats (lots of snakes in Africa you know and cats do not like snakes ) and two dogs and they are each to their own personality. My one cat thinks it is a dog!!!