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Women's English Translated

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Matt:
"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead"  = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset"  = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk"  = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight"  = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient"   = I want a new house

"I want new curtains"  = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

"I heard a noise"  = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?"  = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?"  = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute"   = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?"  = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate"  = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?"   = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want."  = You'll pay for this later

 ;D

Martinez:
LOL!

It's funny because it's true.

Samson:
Ha Ha Matthew,  ;D ;D ;D

                        Wait until my wife the freckle Girl reads this, she's at work right now, it's time, while we still have it, we(men) must marshall our forces, while we still can,  ;D ;D ;D

                         The force is with us, Matthew, but we are not Jedi, yet.  :D :D :D

                         That's pretty funny, sounds like something I read from the new Venus/Mars book.


                                                    Samson(May the Force be with us, Always.)

kweli:
Now I'm dreading marriage. I'm still struggling with plain English for crying out loud...
 :D :D :D

frecklegirl417:
  ::) ::) I only have a few things that are men's English translation:

 1. Trust me.....Don't forget I lie when it suits me
 2. I promise honey I will do it............wait until you nag me enough to do it or the game isn't over yet
 3. sinuous..........since you were up can you get me a drink
 4. It suppose to have extra parts..........I am to smart to read instructions
 5. I am not lost I know where we are........I am a man I don't need to ask for directions
  I tried to help out ladies but trying to think like men is just hurting my brain!!!!!Ha! Ha! ;D ;D ;D

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