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KristaD:
WOW! Peggy you really, really, truly misunderstood my apology. It was heartfelt and sincere and I am sorry that you did not feel that. I'm not going to continue this b/c I am obviously just upsetting you further but I wanted to let you know that I was not in any way trying to be nasty or fake (that's not me) and that you have JUDGED me wrongly. I apologize again for offending you twice now. I also don't understand what you mean about joking about women being abused?? But perhaps if you are not of the mind right now to see humor in jokes, and you are taking offense at them, it would be best to avoid them all together rather than jump on people who post them for other's to have a laugh. Again I am sorry.

musicman:

--- Quote from: carol v on May 23, 2008, 12:39:11 PM ---The first time I really noticed God's infinite sense of humor was the day, several decades ago, that I drove out to the lake in my little Datsun sports car with my 3 boxers for a walk. Boxers love varmints. They chased down a skunk and all three got a direct hit in the face. I had no choice but to load them all back in my little sports car and drive them to town -- WITH MY HEAD HANGING OUT THE WINDOW. I knew God was laughing.

I once had a war between 2 boxers, a skunk and a porcupine inside my yard and guess who won hands down. I had to call a "country vet" to come out and take the quills out on site because the smell was just too bad. I think the skunk just skulked off and bled to death somewhere. The porcupine, well, he just waddled off.


I guess God created skunks to make us appreciate flowers and He created porcupines to keep the skunks humble. He must have created boxers to give the skunks and porcupines something to do because they sure have been busy with my boxers over the years.

Carol

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Boy, your boxers are pretty dumb.  Guess they've been punched in the head too many times.  I think even Mike Tyson would be a genius next to them.

carol v:
Haha musicman. Yes, my boxers aren't that smart. They see a small animal and just react. My vet has a picture of several dogs in his office full of quills. Love the dumb things anyway.

Carol

joyful1:

--- Quote from: carol v on May 23, 2008, 12:39:11 PM ---I guess God created skunks to make us appreciate flowers and He created porcupines to keep the skunks humble. He must have created boxers to give the skunks and porcupines something to do because they sure have been busy with my boxers over the years.
Carol

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  LOLROFWT!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

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