HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE
OLD AND DON'T MOVE as FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of the Gold Coast, Australia, was
going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd
left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the
light but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that
all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock
his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you
said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT -Don't mess with old people!!
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