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musicman:
The other day I was approached by some churchy who sought my signature for some topic. Being weary and full of beer I was hesitant to listen to some holier than thou, pompous blow hard tell me how I can help save sinners from hell by signing some stupid petition. But as it turns out, it was to stop the practice of something that sickens me to the point of dread. I almost hurled my three pitchers of cheap beer from the pub just thinking about it. The petition was to stop gay adoption. With trembling hands I snatched the paper and scribbled my illegible signature.
Folks, the idea of adopting gay children frightens me. Now with my great morals I'm sure that I would make a great father. So why not adopt? But what if. . . .what if the child turned out to be gay. I. . . . don't think that I could handle that.
What If?!!!
"Hey junior, it's time for baseball practice. What!!!!!! Take off that pink ballet outfit."
Or
"Hey Poncho, time to watch wrestle mania smack down. I said, turn off that darn classical music!!! What's that, a trombone? Still not good enough. Put it down before I have Pastor Gayhater over here to spray you with more acidic holy water!!!"
I am totally against adopting gay children!!!
Roy Monis:
--- Quote from: musicman on June 02, 2008, 07:26:21 PM ---The other day I was approached by some churchy who sought my signature for some topic. Being weary and full of beer I was hesitant to listen to some holier than thou, pompous blow hard tell me how I can help save sinners from hell by signing some stupid petition. But as it turns out, it was to stop the practice of something that sickens me to the point of dread. I almost hurled my three pitchers of cheap beer from the pub just thinking about it. The petition was to stop gay adoption. With trembling hands I snatched the paper and scribbled my illegible signature.
Folks, the idea of adopting gay children frightens me. Now with my great morals I'm sure that I would make a great father. So why not adopt? But what if. . . .what if the child turned out to be gay. I. . . . don't think that I could handle that.
What If?!!!
"Hey junior, it's time for baseball practice. What!!!!!! Take off that pink ballet outfit."
Or
"Hey Poncho, time to watch wrestle mania smack down. I said, turn off that darn classical music!!! What's that, a trombone? Still not good enough. Put it down before I have Pastor Gayhater over here to spray you with more acidic holy water!!!"
I am totally against adopting gay children!!!
--- End quote ---
Hi! musicman
No comment, my brother! Not only the thought of gay adoption but the whole miserable, disgusting community of gay people, makes me squirm and want to empty my bowels all over them. Sorry but I don't have an ounce of compassion for such filth.
Enough said.
God bless you brother in our joint walk in Christ.
Love in Christ Jesus.
Roy UK
jerreye:
hmmm...I've never heard of a "gay child" before.
mharrell08:
--- Quote from: jerreye on June 03, 2008, 02:56:32 PM ---hmmm...I've never heard of a "gay child" before.
--- End quote ---
I think musicman meant gay couples adopting children. Right, MM?
hillsbororiver:
;D
Hi Folks,
What I believe we have here is more satire from the fertile mind of trombone Dan, better known to us as musicman. He cleverly took the ambiguous term "gay adoption" and twisted around it's conventional usage to mean the child being adopted is gay rather than the parents who are adopting the child are gay.
He is a resourceful guy.
By the way musicman how is your legato? I hear it can be serious. ;)
Peace,
Joe
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