An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did
the right thing stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating
woman hit the roof and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
chance to get through the intersection dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and
placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours a policeman approached
the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see I pulled behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the
trunk.
"Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."