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[OBrenda]

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
 
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
 
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
 
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
 
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
 
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
 
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
 
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
 
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
 
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

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[Roy Monis]

Hi! OBrenda

I like the one "Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night". It reminds me of the hospital where two patients were given an enema about the same time with only one available toilet so lucky was the one closest to it. True story.

God bless you sister in our joint walk in Christ. 

Love in Christ Jesus.

Roy UK     

[Vangie]

Roy,
I hope the nurse who did that learned a lesson, don't you?!!   If not, maybe a career change is in order.   Poor patient!

Brenda,
Good stuff there, thanks for the grins.

Vangie