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Dave in Tenn:
A lot of times when I'm out with my mother, people think we're married.  I like to believe that's because she looks so young, because the other option is just too hard to bear.

None of those are as humiliating as the time I was in the hospital.  My sister was visiting me when the Doctor came in to give me the pre-release speech.  He looked at both of us and said, "No sex for 6 weeks." thinking she was my wife.  We assured him that THAT was one post-operative suggesting we would certainly keep.

I believe the laugh we had over that was what cured me.

Hugely fun thread, ya'll.  Thanks.

Craig:
Funny Dave,

Reminds me of a doctors visit a few weeks ago.  My wife has always had problems with breast lumps.  Every 6 months is seems she is visiting a surgeon to remove a cyst.  She had her first mammogram that turned up something (imagine that)  So she sees the surgeon again.  I went this time with her, when the doctor came in he said "I see you've brought your husband with you"  I replied that "I came to see what it was you did because you see her breasts more than me"  The doctors face turned 3 shades of red and he said "You just need to make an appointment" ;D

Craig

Samson:

--- Quote from: Craig on July 12, 2008, 06:09:15 AM ---Funny Dave,

Reminds me of a doctors visit a few weeks ago.  My wife has always had problems with breast lumps.  Every 6 months is seems she is visiting a surgeon to remove a cyst.  She had her first mammogram that turned up something (imagine that)  So she sees the surgeon again.  I went this time with her, when the doctor came in he said "I see you've brought your husband with you"  I replied that "I came to see what it was you did because you see her breasts more than me"  The doctors face turned 3 shades of red and he said "You just need to make an appointment" ;D

Craig

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Hey Craig,

                Is that the inevitable fate of ALL(Pas) men, hopefully the translators in this case render the Greek Word(Pas) to mean some or as many as, instead of everyone.  ;D ;D ;D  Apparently, their is some advantages in being a Doctor.  ;)

                                                   Samson.

Vangie:
Making an appointment can go a long way too. ;)  Just make sure you're not late for the date! ;D

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