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dewey:
Hi, this is Paula, Dewey's wife

Ya know, this is so ironic 'cause just today I was out back mowing grass for most of the day when Dewey left for the store.  I just came in to clean up, stepped into a bath robe when the door bell rang.   Two young men, both apologizing for interrupting with what I was doing explained that this thing was going around from ticks called Lyme Disease.  So after a 5 minute discussion I agreed to the inspection for a $15 fee.  They didn't find any, but the inspection was so thorough I tipped them 5 bucks.  Just as they were leaving, Dewey returned and I told him I just spent $20 for a personal tick inspection.  Now then his language has gone from holy to oh, boy!!  Dewey, don't talk like that.  Now he's sittin' across the room sayin' I must have been a blonde before!!  I never had the heart to tell him I told them I'd be mowin' again next week on Saturday.

love y'ans

paula jean

musicman:
I get no respect I tell ya.  I saw people with signs saying tick inspection for $5.  I gave em $5 and proceded to undress.  They gave me $50 to put my clothes back on.

Grateful:
AH HAHAHAHA!!    I'd undress ONLY IF they gave me 3 million bucks , and 5 million bucks to dress again !!   :D  ;D  ;)  ;)   THAT should ' tick 'em off ' !!      Hee !

sTICK-it-to-them-Linda   :P

joyful1:
??? they had papers in their hands at MY door...but when I opened the screen they threw the papers in the air and ran away screaming! ???

cjwood:
oi craig,
i am thankful so much for the roaring laughter that came up out of me after reading your post. very healing...
claudia

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