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Author Topic: Church Kids Say...  (Read 3869 times)

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OBrenda

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Church Kids Say...
« on: September 06, 2008, 12:05:33 AM »

A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
 
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,

   ???    "Did God throw him back down?"
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ..."Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait."

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
O.K.....Ryan , you be Jesus !'

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3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father,   Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
« Last Edit: September 06, 2008, 12:26:15 AM by OBrenda »
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EKnight

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Re: Church Kids Say...
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 12:25:11 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Stevernator

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Re: Church Kids Say...
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 04:05:22 AM »

LoL!!  :D
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iris

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Re: Church Kids Say...
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 12:40:21 PM »

 ;D  :D  ;D


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