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[John9362]

An Aussie dies and goes to Heaven.

 

As he stands in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.

 

"What are all those clocks?" he asks.

 

St Peter answers, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock.  Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

 

"Oh," says the man. "Whose clock is that?"

 

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

 

"Incredible," says the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

 

St Peter responds: "That's John 9362's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that John 9362 told only two lies in his entire life."

 

"Amazing" says the man. "Where's John Hagee's lie-clock?"

 

"John Hagee's clock is in Jesus' office, " St Peter says. "He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 

 

 

[Samson]

Hi John 9362,

                   Hey, that's not only a funny joke, but all too accurate, ; hope the motor in that ceiling fan doesn't burn out and the wind created by the movement of the fanblades don't join up up Hurricane Ike, the turbulence might kill us all,  .

                                      Couldn't resist, all too easy, Samson.

[OBrenda]

lol
 
Brenda

[iris]

      


Iris

[AK4]

Hilarious

[carol v]

Uh...John9362...you say you've only told 2 lies your whole entire life...I'd say your clock hands are spinning right now

...now mine aren't...they are completely still...wow is it bedtime already, I thought it was lunch

[WhoAmI]

Jesus always knows how to use something for good don't He! 


Great joke!


Jeff

[Samarnon]

Joy

[lilitalienboi16]

ROFL