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Akira329:

--- Quote from: Patrick on September 13, 2008, 11:50:30 AM --- :(

Not something I needed to think about right now.

--- End quote ---

:( :'( Me too Patrick
It would be nice to find a woman like that.

winner08:
Ya'll do know this is the just for fun section.

Darren

Beloved:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Okay here is an oldie from Kat



Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve . .

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,
"I can do better than that."

Kat

Beloved

winner08:
beloved,this is a joke. ::) ::)  I was trying to be funny. :D ;D :D ;D. Maby it was a poor attempt. I feel in no way burden. I am a very happily married man and I am IN LOVE with my wife of 18 yrs this Oct. I was trying to show how our Lord has quite a sense of humor by being smarter than us. Letting us (husbands) believe we are the head of the house when everyone knows it's the wife that runs things. Listen for everything my wife and I been through in just these last 5 yrs with Katrina  and now Gustav. Believe me without her I would not have made it. I thank God every night that I have her in my life,(and I mean every night). So please remember this is for fun.(y'all remember fun, don't you)?

Darren

winner08:
Kat, I greatly understand the need for women. I greatly understand the need for my wife. Trust me when I say this, I thank God every single night for my wife who is sleeping next to me,comforting me supporting me and loving me. Yes  I thank God every single night. Yes I really do understand the role women play in men's life.

Darren

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