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OBrenda:
Well that was just Brilliant  :P

On that Day....Can you imgagine his shock?

musicman:
Oh, I can imagine how God will handle him on that day.  If I were a cartoonest, I would represent it in this way:

This Gary Whatever guy is standing on a floating platform staring into the face of a gigantic, angry god.  This god representation is glaring with eyebrows furrowed and breathing heat all over him.  This man is forced to read every last word of this blasphemes article.  Every time (which is often) that he reads something with blasphemes content, god yells, what?!!! and the entire platform shakes, threatening to crumble, sending this man into the "liquid hot magma" below.  So this man's lips tremble as he stutters ""w w w why i i i I am a a a b b big f f fan of h h hell".  This is followed by, what?!!!

Eventually, he finishes, and remembers that the reason that he is experiencing this, is because hell is a fable.  As this realization strengthens, the magma below disappears, god's face lightens up and the real learning begins.

OBrenda:
Priceless... ;D

Imabeliever:
Why is it that the people that claim to know God, cling so hard to evil and vile and just plain unscriptural nonsense, they are so selfrightious! Thank the Lord for His truth!! ::)

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