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[John9362]

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV...



THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND



ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED...




GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON



HER ARTHRITIC HIP..



GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE



OTHER ON HIS CROTCH...



GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD



COOT...THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE



THE DEAD.


 

[iris]

        


Iris

[lilitalienboi16]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[Ricky]

That ole guy knew knew that minister was full of it just like given him the finger. A church classic. 

[rsks]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

I'm new to all of this and just trying to figure out how to reply to someone... What does ROFL mean?  I have
never texed or anything it's a text type abbreviation right?

[gmik]

 

Rolling On Floor Laughing is ROLF.

Join the club I only know a few of these!

[Richard D]

LOL 

[mharrell08]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

I'm new to all of this and just trying to figure out how to reply to someone... What does ROFL mean?  I have
never texed or anything it's a text type abbreviation right?

Hello RSKS,

Here is a link to a site that has all those text acronyms. You can at least find the most popular ones for assistance. I was the same way when I started the forum but smiley faces let me know that most of the abbreviations were good.

http://www.sharpened.net/glossary/acronyms.php

[rsks]

Thank you both for your help with these text short cuts!  I will indeed check out the website.  Just checking in to print
up more of Ray's teachings and to check on the status of his health.  He is so dear to us.  My husband and I are sending
what we can to Ray every month and will continue to do so, I feel like it is such a small part to do for such a wonderful
experience of God he has given to us in the short months since finding this website.

God Bless you all, it is sooooooooo wonderful to be able to speak and be believed about ALL being saved!

Glory to God!  Kelli and Rick

[frecklegirl417]

  ROTFLOL.....

    At least the old man was trying to still think like a man.....

[Imabeliever]

O   M   G!!!!!!!

[Samson]

That was a good one,

                               Thankfully, I don't require or need " a raising of the dead ", at least not yet, perhaps it's an eventuality that will befall me; 

                               Afterall, I'm already awake at 4:30 AM on my day off, no pun intended; 

                                                Samson getting old.