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[Samson]

The last fortune cookie I read said that I would very soon meet the girl of my dreams, I new then and there it was a hoax....... Haven't read another one since... I do eat the cookie though....strictly for nutritional value.

Love in Christ

Longhorn

Hope you didn't meet your wife around that time.  You'll be sleepin on the couch if she reads this one.

Yes indeed musicman,

                               I'd have to sleep on the floor, our couch is only a love seat. You guys can eat my fortune cookies, I don't like the way they taste, anyway. Besides, with all the Lawyers helping their clients win lawsuits, maybe you could sue Confucious for false Prophesizing. 

                                                     Samson.