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OBrenda:

--- Quote from: musicman on October 01, 2008, 02:34:35 PM ---I wouldn't be able to find a wife in such a place.  Because the second I walk in, I'd notice, hey, every lady in here can't stay out of a shopping center.  Why can't I find a gal who despises being in these places.  They would say, hey wait, on the third floor you can find a wife that will clean, cook, let you watch sports. .. . whereas I would cut the sailsman off and say. yeah right, once she gets a hold of my credit card, she'll be right back here. 

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Ah Hummmm...Where you looking for a Mommy or a Wife?? ???

Were do you think the Beer, Chips, T.V. Set, Dinner, Cleaning Supplies, Pot & Pans, and Lazy Boy Chair came from...?
Honestly Girls, these guy's think everything grows in trees....Let's bring them some fruit to eat.... ;D ;D ;D ;D

aqrinc:
Just so you all know, i make all the big  :-\ decisions in my home. We have been married for 34+ years and never had a problem, LOL  :o, as long as i said yes. Guys the big secret (Yes Dearest) works 99 percent of the time  ???. The other 1 percent just beg  :P; oh btw last time we had a big decision was 34+ years ago. Oh and take out the trash and keep the seat down, In a nutshell the secrets of a happily  8) married man.

Geo.  :)  ;D  :D

Martinez:

--- Quote from: Samson on October 01, 2008, 01:40:37 PM ---Ha Ha Brenda,

                   I say, IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE THAT UNDERSTANDS A W--O--M--A--N OR WHAT SHE WANTS, HEAR YE HEAR YE, IS THERE SUCH A ONE(Not Jesus either ladies) & it certainly ain't one of those HOMINIDS, either.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.

                   OH OH OH BRENDA, I'M IN TROUBLE NOW, EXIT STAGE LEFT AND HURRY.

                                Only in love, Samson.

      P.S. Brenda, Hosp ital direct # for Pam: 610-250-8564, go for it.

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In my experience, it's generally pretty difficult to know what a woman wants, when they don't really even seem to know either.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my underground bunker!

Samson:

--- Quote from: Martinez on October 01, 2008, 06:40:05 PM ---
--- Quote from: Samson on October 01, 2008, 01:40:37 PM ---Ha Ha Brenda,

                   I say, IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE THAT UNDERSTANDS A W--O--M--A--N OR WHAT SHE WANTS, HEAR YE HEAR YE, IS THERE SUCH A ONE(Not Jesus either ladies) & it certainly ain't one of those HOMINIDS, either.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.

                   OH OH OH BRENDA, I'M IN TROUBLE NOW, EXIT STAGE LEFT AND HURRY.

                                Only in love, Samson.

      P.S. Brenda, Hosp ital direct # for Pam: 610-250-8564, go for it.

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In my experience, it's generally pretty difficult to know what a woman wants, when they don't really even seem to know either.

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my underground bunker!

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Well Said Martinez,

                            Also, touche, did I spell that correctly. Admittedly, I have a good wife that seems to appreciate the differences between The Martians and The Venetians. She's a gem, sometimes I'm a jerk, but I suppose there's hope for us Guys. We have a pretty good role model, Our Lord Jesus Christ, add to that prayer and someday we will get it together, it's Gods Will.  ;)

                                                  Any room in that bunker;  ;D Samson.

dogcombat:
To quote Tom Netherton (Of the Lawrence Welk Show)

"It's better to have loved and lost, than to be married and bossed."
Ches

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