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Author Topic: New Husbands  (Read 6385 times)

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KristaD

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Re: New Husbands
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2008, 05:10:04 PM »

Funny joke but why leave out the end? They way I heard it it ends like this:
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
 ;)
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WhoAmI

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Re: New Husbands
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2008, 04:06:38 AM »

I know it's a joke, I smiled when I read it. But this is how I see the conflict.

It's a human condition not a man or woman issue.

1co 3:3 for you are still carnal. For where there are envy, strife, and divisions among you, are you not carnal and behaving like mere men?

Ro 8:7 Because the carnal mind is enmity against God; for it is not subject to the law of God, nor indeed can be.

1co 3:4 For when one says, "I am of Paul," and another, "I am of Apollos," are you not carnal?

But what is the true marriage? To Christ.
We would never ever marry Christ on our own. This is the true marriage and
we all seem to have a long way of becoming one.



Joh 6:44 "No one can come to Me unless the Father who sent Me draws him; and I will raise him up at the last day.
Joh 6:45 "It is written in the prophets, 'And they shall all be taught by God.' Therefore everyone who has heard and learned from the Father comes to Me.

Re 22:17 And the Spirit and the bride say, "Come!" And let him who hears say, "Come!" And let him who thirsts come. Whoever desires, let him take the water of life freely.


Eph 5:31 "For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh."
Eph 5:32 This is a great mystery, but I speak concerning Christ and the church.

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Samson

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Re: New Husbands
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 11:05:46 AM »

Funny joke but why leave out the end? They way I heard it it ends like this:
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
 ;)

Krista,

           How very True, but you forgot Woman who love to watch Sports and Love good food for their Men, so thats: LOVE SEX, HAVE MONEY, LOVE SPORTS AND LOVE GOOD FOOD.

                I'm a reasonable man, THE FIRST FLOOR IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME; ;D ;D ;D

                The rest on that list, I can take care of myself,  ;)


                                                Only having Fun, Samson.
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KristaD

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Re: New Husbands
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2008, 02:03:38 PM »

 ;D funny Samson, but I didn't make that ending up :). I think I like yours better though ;).
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