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Douglas Wayne Thomas:
I am so full of preservatives, from eating too much junk food, when I die they can just prop me up beside the Juke Box and nobody would notice for days. That would make a great country song!

OBrenda:
Please Remember this Forum is Rated PG13

We were able to get rid of the "R" rating, when the violence was done away with regarding the Hell Doctrine.

Now I know....there's a commandment somewhere that no man any age, under any circumstances should be wearing a Thong!  :P

Rene has her eyes on you Guy's
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Dave in Tenn:

--- Quote from: Doug on October 02, 2008, 09:02:29 AM ---I am so full of preservatives, from eating too much junk food, when I die they can just prop me up beside the Juke Box and nobody would notice for days. That would make a great country song!

--- End quote ---

Somebody beat you to it.  There's a song with the line "Prop me up beside the Jukebox when I die."  Might even be the title...nobody discusses music on the radio any more.  Cant remember who does it either.

cherokee:
Hey Guys,

Just Prop me up beside the Jukebox when I die, is a country song by Joe Diffie.

Peace Suzie

Douglas Wayne Thomas:

Dave in Tenn. Yea the song is by Joe Diffie, it contains one of my favorite lines.

Lord I want to go to heaven; but I don't want to go tonight.

Here is the link to the video, very funny:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2122705854451604437&ei=12nlSLn9O5ycrALHy9igCw&q=joe+diffie+videos&vt=lf&hl=en


Also Thanks Suzie.
Here are the lyrics:

Well I ain't afraid of dying
it's the thought of being dead
I wanna go on being me
once my eulogys been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea
don't lay me down to rest
You can put my mind at ease
if you fill my last request

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord I wanna go to heaven
but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand
put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

Just let my headstone be a neon sign
Just let it burn in mem'ry
of all of my good times
Fix me up with a mannequin
just remember I like blondes
I'll be the life of the party
even when I'm dead and gone

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord I wanna go to heaven
but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand
put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

Just make your next selection
and while you're still in line
You can pay your last respects
one quarter at a time

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