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[Fester]

An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing"
on the board, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

[OBrenda]

 
Smart Gals I'd Say! 

[EKnight]

The women are always right.

Monday, my husband realized (thanks to me) that he made two dental appointments for the same day.  At 9:30 am to have a tooth pulled and then at 2pm to have a cavity filled.  Oh really???  I think not.  He canceled the filling.

This weekend we have to go to a wedding (Sunday) and it's four hours away.  I called him this morning to ask when his appointment was to get the stitches out from the tooth extraction.  He said Monday morning!   Oh really??? I reminded him of our weekend plans and told him to call and cancel.  "Write it down" I said.  I got home and asked if he called the dentist to cancel...................HE FORGOT! 

"A woman: without her, man is nothing!"

Amen.

Eileen

[Richard D]

LOL………………Ladies, this is true. God bless you all. 

                                In His Love. Richard.

[aqrinc]

Well; i never uh ok i have uh; darn you know that is true, when my wife is away i am lonely and useless.
When she is around i am never lonely and always used, wo (e) is the man who thinks he rules the roost.

In Love, Geo.

[cjwood]

okay fester, i just gotta ask. in your avatar pic, is that a rabbit with a pancake on its' head??? now that's funny.

claudia

[WhoAmI]

{ yawn } 

[aqrinc]

Help get out the entertainment brigade, WhoAmI is bored or sleepy or hungry or or or. 

    

{ yawn } 

[Martinez]

I never really did think women were any good at punctuation!

[Craig]

I never really did think women were any good at punctuation!

Right, I think they had something to do with bible translations

Craig

Just kidding, just kidding.

[iris]

Thanks all, for my morning laugh!!!   


Iris

[WhoAmI]

Help get out the entertainment brigade, WhoAmI is bored or sleepy or hungry or or or. 

    

{ yawn } 

Craig just threw a log into the fire! I'm back awake! 


Jeff

[gmik]

 

MAN by himself is incomplete.

He needs a WOman to complete him!!!