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Longhorn:

--- Quote from: winner08 on October 14, 2008, 01:34:06 AM ---Hello  you night owls, I can't sleep so I took my dogs out and as I was sitting on my porch I looked up and really notice how nice it is. The stars and the moon the woods across the street. Then it accrued to me how really vast the universe is. I was thinking, Did God have this picture in his mind when He was thinking about creating this and us. Is see what He saw. WOW! I mean to say my mind can't even comprehend of course i am only a puny human a spec of dust in this VAST universe. All one can really do is say, THANK YOU LORD! It is wonderfull is it not?

Darren

PS This is so dumb, I hate to bring this up. For humour I'll tell. I was flipping through the channels and came across the history channel and they had the Bible codes on. They were talking about how (now get this) the Bible came from aliens. Yes that is correct ,aliens gave us our Bible. But when you really think about it, God is alien to us ,right ?so I guess there not far off ;) ;)

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     Darren,  When I was abducted by aliens back in 1992 and taken aboard their space craft, they confiscated my pocket size New Testament Bible and just as they were about to start their "Probe Experiments", I said, You 3 eyed &$)%@ can go straight to hell.  In unison they replied, you stupid moron earthling, hell does not exist.  Seeing that the subject they had chosen must have been some sub-intelligent life form, they positioned their craft over Longhorn ranch and opened some type of hatch where I was deposited in my pasture covered in green slime.  Took me 2 weeks to get that goo off.  ;)

Love in Christ

Longhorn

OBrenda:
Can't help but Love that Longhorn....... ;D ;D ;D
Brenda

iris:
Hi Longhorn,

If it took 2 weeks to get the goo off, you must have gotten the green slime all over your house. Or did you just stay out in the pasture and take a dip in the creek every day or so?  :D ;D



Iris

Richard D:
In a way I think we are all aliens but I never saw a flying saucer. But I do what you mean about the beauty of the stars in the night sky or a moonlight night. It always puts me in awe of God’s greatness.


                                            In His Love. Richard.

winner08:
MAN, Longhorn I bet that was a trip!! :D

Darren

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