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cherokee:
John Wayne as Davy Crockett in "The Alamo".

It was like I was empty. Well, I'm not empty anymore. That's what's important, to feel useful in this old world, to hit a lick against what's wrong for what's right even though you get walloped for saying that word. Now I may sound like a Bible beater yelling up a revival at a river crossing camp meeting, but that don't change the truth none. There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat.

musicman:
Al Bundy of Married with Children:

Peg:  Well Al, you know what we say in Wanker County?
Al:    Nothing spells loven like marrying your cousin?

Peg:  Al, would you ever cheat on me?
Al:    No Peg, why go out for milk when I have the cow at home?

(Old high school buddies ask Al how he keeps in shape)
Al:   Running from Peg on sex nights.

(When posed with the proposition of having future new born sleeping at the foot of his bed)Al:  I would rather sleep on a bunk bed under Oprah, I would rather engage in a frolicking threesome with Rozanne and her cool husband, I would rather play naked twister with every one of the golden girls, than have that screaming little duty geyser at the foot of my bed.

Al:   At the nudy bar, where the beer gives you gas but the bundys kick a@@,,,,at the nudy bar.

(Al entertains children tied up in shoe store on Christmas Eve)
Al:  Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, 
No food was a stirring, not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung around dad's neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said presents or die.
(Scene change)
Then all of a sudden, Santa appeared,
A sneer in his face, booze in his beard,
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
You do so much for others, do something for me?
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
Your son is a sneak thief, your daughter's a fleuz,
Ho ho Santa said, shall I mention your wife?
Her hair's like an A-bomb, her nail's like a knife,
He turned to the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue,
Then I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee,
When you're married with children, you'll never be free.

 

Fester:
Sudden Impact ... Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) :
"Go ahead, make my day." 

Martinez:

This is a great line from a great movie called V for Vendetta.
Why it wasn't banned for promoting terrorism I don't know, but it is a great movie!

"I like God, do not believe in chance"

OBrenda:
Ben Hur (1959)

Sextus: You can break a man's skull, you can arrest him, you can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you control what's up here? [taps his head] How do you fight an idea?

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