Favorite TV or Movie Lines

[Akira329]

Transformers (Optimus Prime) "Life is the right of all sentient beings."
Transformers The Movie(1986):
Megatron: Prime.
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask YOURSELF, Megatron.

Megatron: No more, Optimus Prime! Grant me mercy, I beg of you!
Optimus Prime: You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff!

Matrix:
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
AHHHH this moive has some many good quotes!!!

The Last Dragon: (the movie is awesome!!!)
Sho'nuff: Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Well who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: Who am I?
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff: I can't hear you...
Sho'nuff 's Goons: Sho'nuff!

Sho'nuff: Kiss my Converse!

Akira:
The Colonel: Enough! Open up your eyes and look at the big picture; You're all puppets of corrupt politicians and capitalists. Don't you understand, it's utterly pointless to fight each other.

Takashi: It was too difficult for Tetsuo... of course, too difficult for us. And for Akira
Masaru: We just didn't have the power.
Kiyoko: But someday we will be...
Masaru: Because we have already begun

Ghost in the Shell:
There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure, I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of my own destiny. Each of those things are just a small part of it. I collect information to use in my own way. All of that blends to create a mixture that forms me and gives rise to my conscience.
I feel confined, only free to expand myself within boundaries.

What we see now is like a dim image in a mirror. Then we shall see face to face

Life perpetuates itself through diversity, and this includes the ability to sacrifice itself when necessary. Cells repeat the process of degeneration and regeneration until one day they die, obliterating an entire set of memory and information. Only genes remain. Why continually repeat this cycle? Simply to survive by avoiding the weaknesses of an unchanging system.

Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you.

Puppet Master: As a sentient life form, I hereby demand political asylum.
Chief Aramaki: Is this a joke?
Nakamura: Ridiculous! It's programmed for self-preservation!
Puppet Master: It can also be argued that DNA is nothing more than a program designed to preserve itself. Life has become more complex in the overwhelming sea of information. And life, when organized into species, relies upon genes to be its memory system. So man is an individual only because of his intentional memory. But memory cannot be defined, but it defines mankind. The advent of computers and the subsequent accumulation of uncalculable data has given rise to a new system of memory and thought, parallel to your own. Humanity has underestimated the consequences of computerization.
Nakamura: Nonsense! This is no proof at all that you're a living, thinking life form.
Puppet Master: And can you offer me proof of your existence? How can you? When neither modern science nor philosophy can explain what life is.

oops too many!!!
People might get bored!
Antaiwan

[Samson]

It's okay Antaiwan,

                           As many quotes as you like afterall, as they used to say, it's a free country, on second thought, they USED TO SAY THAT BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A LIE THEY FEED THE MASSES, so be careful, because BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING, only kidding Antaiwan,  .

                                      KInd Regards, Samson.

[Akira329]

Well big brother can watch all he wants! He might lean something

[Matt]

Here's an oldie but goodie!

"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne as Sgt Stryker in Sands of Iwo Jima

[Ninny]

Okay, I wanna play!
For the simple minded, from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas:
Jim Carrey as the Grinch: "What is the DEAL??"
Can't help it, I think it's a great lline!
Kathy

[cherokee]

John Wayne as Davy Crockett in "The Alamo".

It was like I was empty. Well, I'm not empty anymore. That's what's important, to feel useful in this old world, to hit a lick against what's wrong for what's right even though you get walloped for saying that word. Now I may sound like a Bible beater yelling up a revival at a river crossing camp meeting, but that don't change the truth none. There's right and there's wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you're living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but you're dead as a beaver hat.

[musicman]

Al Bundy of Married with Children:

Peg:  Well Al, you know what we say in Wanker County?
Al:    Nothing spells loven like marrying your cousin?

Peg:  Al, would you ever cheat on me?
Al:    No Peg, why go out for milk when I have the cow at home?

(Old high school buddies ask Al how he keeps in shape)
Al:   Running from Peg on sex nights.

(When posed with the proposition of having future new born sleeping at the foot of his bed)Al:  I would rather sleep on a bunk bed under Oprah, I would rather engage in a frolicking threesome with Rozanne and her cool husband, I would rather play naked twister with every one of the golden girls, than have that screaming little duty geyser at the foot of my bed.

Al:   At the nudy bar, where the beer gives you gas but the bundys kick a@@,,,,at the nudy bar.

(Al entertains children tied up in shoe store on Christmas Eve)
Al:  Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, 
No food was a stirring, not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung around dad's neck like a tie,
Along with a note that said presents or die.
(Scene change)
Then all of a sudden, Santa appeared,
A sneer in his face, booze in his beard,
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
You do so much for others, do something for me?
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
Your son is a sneak thief, your daughter's a fleuz,
Ho ho Santa said, shall I mention your wife?
Her hair's like an A-bomb, her nail's like a knife,
He turned to the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
He mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue,
Then I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee,
When you're married with children, you'll never be free.

[Fester]

Sudden Impact ... Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) :
"Go ahead, make my day." 

[Martinez]

This is a great line from a great movie called V for Vendetta.
Why it wasn't banned for promoting terrorism I don't know, but it is a great movie!

"I like God, do not believe in chance"

[OBrenda]

Ben Hur (1959)

Sextus: You can break a man's skull, you can arrest him, you can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you control what's up here? [taps his head] How do you fight an idea?

[jeetkunejimi]

"You have offended my famiy, and you have offended the Shaolin temple".

[rk12201960]

BROKEN ARROW, I REPEAT,,, BROKEN ARROW!!!

[Martinez]

Here's a couple from Seinfeld that I love as well.

George after He's just pushed women and children out of the way to get out of a burning building>

George "What kind of Topsy turvey world do We live in where hero's, hero's are cast as villians?"

Fireman "How do you live with yourself?"

George "It's not easy!"

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Jerry Seinfeld>

"Huh! Musicians.........get a real job!"


I love that one since I am a musician (not for a living)

Huh! comedian's get a real job!

[Ninny]

Randy is that the John Travolta movie Broken Arrow? Is that the one where he said something like, "Don't fire your weapon near the thermo-nuclear device."? If it is that was a pretty cool line.. I only saw that once, my husband is a big fan of those kind of flicks. I like John Travolta's acting, though.
Kathy 

[Beloved]

Okay I will add my 2 cents

"I am BIG. It's the pictures that got small."
       We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
               "All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup    Sunset Blvd
                                                                                 

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."   To have or have not

"Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes  Raiders of the Lost Ark

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night  All about Eve

Snap out of it!"  Moonstruck

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."  Gone with the Wind

(I actually used this last one a lot when they woke me up to come in for a delivery.)


I think the older movies lines were more instense, the newer movies lines had to compete with more action


beloved

[rk12201960]

Randy is that the John Travolta movie Broken Arrow? Is that the one where he said something like, "Don't fire your weapon near the thermo-nuclear device."? If it is that was a pretty cool line.. I only saw that once, my husband is a big fan of those kind of flicks. I like John Travolta's acting, though.
Kathy 

Hi Kathy,
Yeah I seen that movie also.
This was with Mel Gib,,, 

[Ninny]

Randy,
I love Mel Gibson, Too! My husband said he doesn't remember anything like that in a Mel Gibson movie. But he said my line was from Broken Arrow the John Travolta movie. He even added that Christian Slater was in the movie, too. Also he said there is a line similar to the one I quoted in Hunt for Red October, I didn't know that.
There are good movies out there!
Kathy

[Patrick]

Kathy; Mel Gibson, "broken arrow", "We Were Soldiers."

[Ninny]

Oh, yeah, now I get it! I even saw part of that movie! Another of my husband's favorites it's a wonder he didn't catch that! I guess he was on another line of thought! He even told me there was an old western about Cochise called Broken Arrow.
Thanks
Kathy

[Dennis Vogel]

"I pretty much just do what Oprah tells me to"

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1993/30-rock-practical-religion?c=68.682