Here are some actual bulletin bloopers:
* Babysitting is now provided for the Thursday night prayer meeting for those who wish to come and have babies or toddlers.
* Hymn #302: "Set My Soup Afire"
* Song 258: "When We All Get To Heave" (stand)
* On All Saints Sunday, we remember important people in our lives with a special reading of the saints who have died during worship.
* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
* The concert was a great success. Thanks to Pam who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual, fell upon her.
* Adult classes: There is no more “Living the Christ Life.� We are done with that.
* Pictures of broads will be taken for the pictorial directory on Sunday following the service.
* You will find First Assembly a church the neuters and cares for its members.
* Join us in the Fellowship Hall following the service for sandwiches and delicious chicken poodle soup.
And finally, my personal favorite:
* We will observe World Hunger Day next Sunday, and a rice and beans luncheon will be served immediately following the Morning Worship Service. That evening, we will make a joyful noise unto the Lord at our monthly Sunday singing.