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Sorin:

--- Quote from: gmik ---:lol:  :lol:  :lol: This is the first time on the computer since Thursday when I got the flu. It is good to be back! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Welcome back, I too have the coughs, stuffy nose, sore throat. But good thing we've something to laugh about though. :lol:

SandyFla:
Here are some actual bulletin bloopers:

* Babysitting is now provided for the Thursday night prayer meeting for those who wish to come and have babies or toddlers.

* Hymn #302: "Set My Soup Afire"

* Song 258: "When We All Get To Heave" (stand)

* On All Saints Sunday, we remember important people in our lives with a special reading of the saints who have died during worship.

* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

* The concert was a great success. Thanks to Pam who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual, fell upon her.

* Adult classes: There is no more “Living the Christ Life.� We are done with that.

* Pictures of broads will be taken for the pictorial directory on Sunday following the service.

* You will find First Assembly a church the neuters and cares for its members.

* Join us in the Fellowship Hall following the service for sandwiches and delicious chicken poodle soup.

And finally, my personal favorite:
* We will observe World Hunger Day next Sunday, and a rice and beans luncheon will be served immediately following the Morning Worship Service. That evening, we will make a joyful noise unto the Lord at our monthly Sunday singing.

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