It takes a lot of TP to keep that clean!!
Di ar rhe a-To be in diar need of rhea. What is rhea? It's my understanding that rhea represents a soothing acid destroyer. Perhaps you know what I mean. How often has this condition in our lives left us in such agony that we wish that our fleshly bodies could be quickly eaten away, just as the inner cavity of our BH is. After about the 15Th daily visit to the porcelain god, do you ever scream out "no, no more, it burns"? I know I have. What we fail to do is scream out "Rhea". Rhea is the comfort we experience a few days later when the painful discharge acid is finally blown away. It's sort of like that old Crest commercial about the cavity creeps. Well, this is sort of what happens. Except we don't have little men fighting off cavities. We have cavity soothers called "rhea restore agents". That's the tingly feeling you experience after two or so days of painful and acidic diarrhea (or, to be in diar need of rhea). These tinglings are the rhea restore agents, kind a like those kids from the old Crest commercials.
So, who ya gonna call?
"Rhea restore agents"!!! "We soothe".