Funny words? Come on, let's get serious. Time for a science lesson.
OK boys and girls, we have been studying the planets. Today, we will study Uranus. Uranus is bigger than our planet. It is very cold in Uranus. The only way to know the exact temperature would be to shove a thermometer right into Uranus. Uranus is also very dark as it is covered with a thick residue like atmosphere (possibly). It is believed that Uranus has frequent outgassing, despite it's distance from the sun (man I hope this stuff is true). It has been said often, that Uranus has rings all around it and got those rings from other bodies. Many children say that little green men live in Uranus and come out to attack those hostile to them. This however, probably isn't true because life can not live with the horrendous smell theorised to be in Uranus. It is most definitely a fact that if a person got stuck in Uranus they would surely die, quickly. Because of it's position, Uranus has been stained with several astroids. These bullies have kicked Uranus several times.
Well kids, put away your science book because it's time for spelling. Our new word for today is,
Buttcrack.