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Beloved:
Everywhere I turn I see something absurb...How does got put up with us. This is a place to post your observations on things.

I will start with an observation I had yesterday, so I put this together. I expect a nasty letter from Penguin the Publisher.
In addition I apologize to anyone who have bought any of these books I mean no harm.

Yesterday I was doing a search on something and came across a preview of a New Idiots Guide, then I went to Penquin.the publisher and  found more books to ponder> Here is a link if you think you wan to buy one for yourself or family members

http://books.google.com/books?id=Qvm0L5VCAMwC&pg=PA156&lpg=PA156&dq=recirculated+atoms+and+life&source=web&ots=oGldoN02vS&sig=XS5QvoKJU2h8igv6DwKU5XQ0P9I&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=3&ct=result

The Complete Idiots Guide to Submarines

Who out there thinks it is a good idea for idiots to be operating these things, Why are they giving this information to other idiots.


http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9780028643083,00.html?La_Guia_de_la_Vida:_Sexo_Maravilloso_Sari_Locker

La Guia de la Vida: Sexo Maravilloso

The Hispanic knows how to have sex, they are reproducing quite well… Why don’t they  not offer this to other ethnic groups who also may want to have marvelous sex.


beloeved

Beloved:
http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781440653391,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Self-Testing_Your_Personality_Arlene_Matthews_Uhl

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Self-Testing Your Personality

You are an idiot with an idiots personality  that is why this book is perfect for you

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436269339,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Weird_Word_Origins_Paul_McFedries

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Weird Word Origins

Idiot" was originally created to refer to "layman, person lacking professional skill", "person so mentally deficient as to be incapable of ordinary reasoning".[6][7] Declining to take part in public life, such as democratic government of the polis (city state), such as the Athenian democracy, was considered dishonorable. "Idiots" were seen as having bad judgment in public and political matters     Do not let the Political parties hear this…oh I forgot they are idiots too.

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781592577675,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Mindfulness_Anne_Ihnen,_MA,_LMHC
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Mindfulness

This goes without saying….should be a best seller You have keep an eyes on the mind, it is a terrible thing to waste.

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436299336,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Understanding_Intelligent_Design_Christopher_Carlisle,_M.Div
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Intelligent Design

God has a purpose for all the idiots of the world

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436266437,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Christian_Mysteries_Ron_Benrey

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Christian Mysteries

Now here is where your will get introuble….way too complex for any pea brains trying to understand it from a carnal view

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781592577071,00.html

The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Catholic Catechism

Wow a special book for specific idiots

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781440652080,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_2012_Synthia_Andrews

The Complete Idiot's Guide to 2012

Okay there are a whole bunch of idiots who have decided to go the Mayan way


http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436291095,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Middle_East_Conflict,_4th_Edition_Mitchell_G._Bard,_Ph.D.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Middle East Conflict

This should be manadatory reading for the submarine idiots and all politicians.

Longhorn:
I saw the word Idiot and I had an urge to respond.  Don't have nuffing to say, but im prety sure I will think of something here in a minute.  Get back to ya later, I have to go pull some ticks off my mules butt.

Love in Christ

Longhorn

Beloved:
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Self-Testing Your IQ

Idiots of the world ..DO NOT DO THIS IT WILL HURT your brain

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781440651984,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_the_Science_of_Everything_Steve_Miller

The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Science of Everything

This you should be able to handle,  it is a piece of cake   ::)

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436242707,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_String_Theory_George_Musser

The Complete Idiot's Guide to String Theory

This book is neat it come with a big ball of yarn to practice with

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436230599,00.html?The_Pocket_Idiot's_Guide_to_Your_Carbon_Footprint_Nancy_S._Grant

The Pocket Idiot's Guide to Your Carbon Footprint

Notice it is a pocket guide, a book to show you how to clean your feet before going inside

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436299329,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Extreme_Weather_Julie_Bologna

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Extreme Weather

Hint do not go out into any extreme weather, and wipe your feet when you get home

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781592571857,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Understanding_Einstein,_2nd_Edition_Gary_F._Moring

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Einstein, 2nd Edition

Come on guys, this guy will be boring, this is the second edition because it wasn't easy the first time your tried.

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781592571376,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Science_Fair_Projects_Nancy_K._O'Leary

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Science Fair Projects

Okay this one is do-able, put a potato in a bowl and watch it grow ::)

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9780028642420,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Theories_of_the_Universe_Gary_F._Moring

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Theories of the Universe

You will need a bottle of aspirins, also do not forget to use the ball of yarn where indicated

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9780786529179,00.html?Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Astronomy,_2E_Christopher_De_Pree

Complete Idiot's Guide to Astronomy

Yes those shiny things up there in the sky have names…not just blinky and twinky

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9780786529735,00.html?Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Astrology,_2E_Lisa_Lenard

Complete Idiot's Guide to Astrology

This is fool proof, you get to make up things about people based on what twinky and blinky are doing

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9780786531554,00.html?Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Decoding_Your_Genes_Linda_Tagliaferro

Complete Idiot's Guide to Decoding Your Genes

Leave your jeans alone and take your hands out of your pockets   :o

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436299053,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Understanding_the_Brain_Arthur_S._Bard

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding the Brain

It is best to take this out of the bony packet to work on it

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781436212885,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_Picture_Puzzles_The_Staff_of_Alpha_Books

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Picture Puzzles

Now this is a very good,  Avoid those with a gozillion pieces…there is always one piece missing.

http://us.penguingroup.com/nf/Book/BookDisplay/0,,9781592576944,00.html?The_Complete_Idiot's_Guide_to_the_Power_of_the_Enneagram_Herb_Pearce,_M._Ed.

The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Power of the Enneagram

The enneagram system has been used for decades to help people understand their strengths and weaknesses, heal neuroses and inner conflicts, enhance creativity, strengthen team building in the workplace, and aid in couples therapy. This guide takes the mystery and complexity out of this rich system of analysis and allows anyone to benefit from its useful insights

They always want to push the envelope   Oh heck you do not need this one either   

Just play nice with other people and always thank God for holding your world together and providing for your need.

Okay that is the end of my satire with Penguin Publishes, I wonder did the ACLU every sue them of thier inflammatory use of this word against the mentally challenged calling their book guides for the Complete Idiot... 

beloved

Dave in Tenn:
Sounds like they need a Complete Idiot's Guide to Complete Idiocy.  On second thought, that would kill the concept and the cash cow.

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