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Ninny:
How did I miss this informative thread yesterday??? I have been laughing for the last 15 min! Ha! Beloved this is great! Thanks for the laughs! Don't get george and longhorn started are you NUTS?? You even woke Craig up!
Kathy :D
martincisneros:
--- Quote from: Dave in Tenn on November 02, 2008, 01:00:33 PM ---Sounds like they need a Complete Idiot's Guide to Complete Idiocy. On second thought, that would kill the concept and the cash cow.
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No, it wouldn't. It would be the absolute best seller yet because of the human tendency to point the finger at everybody else and to say that it's them and not me. Jim Carey and Robin Williams could collaborate on writing the foreword. That alone would make it worth the price of the book ;D
Beloved:
Yeah but when they pointed their finger , four fingers would be pointing back to themselves ;D
I agree it would be a best seller
When you open the book, on the first page would be a metallic shiny mirror....just so they would know who the book was written for.
beloved.
Longhorn:
We need more informative threads like this un. Iv'e learnt more in 3 days than i have in all my years of schooling. Can't Yap to long today, I just received my " How to be a veterinarian (that means animal doctor to yall lay people) in 10 easy steps" in the mail. Im 1/2 way finished with step 1. How to get Bessy the cow to produce milk when she don't want to, and your hands are cold.
p.s. I'll let you know how step 1 goes, and what step 2 involves.
Love in Christ
Longhorn
Samson:
--- Quote from: Longhorn on November 04, 2008, 08:33:52 AM ---We need more informative threads like this un. Iv'e learnt more in 3 days than i have in all my years of schooling. Can't Yap to long today, I just received my " How to be a veterinarian (that means animal doctor to yall lay people) in 10 easy steps" in the mail. Im 1/2 way finished with step 1. How to get Bessy the cow to produce milk when she don't want to, and your hands are cold.
p.s. I'll let you know how step 1 goes, and what step 2 involves.
Love in Christ
Longhorn
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Hey Longhorn,
I sincerely enjoy your comments, they make Our day(freckle girl & Samson), however I
think you have been spending, too much time with Bessie the Cow, Shannon the Sheep,
that Buzzard, Greta the Goat and Rodney the Rooster too long, ;D, only kidding with you.
Also, send me some of Bessie's Non Homogenized, Non Pasteurized Raw Milk to me, it's got
plenty of enzymes and it's good for my health. ;)
Kind Regards, Samson.
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