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Longhorn:
180 proof, that's kiddie juice. If Old Longhorns still ever blows, it's gonna darken the moon for the next 15 years.
Gotta get back to packing. This space ride is almost over.
Longhorn
Ninny:
yaaay! Longhorn, you're coming in for a landing! (See, I told you guys he has a still!)
Ha! ;D :D ;)
Kathy :)
jennie:
My Daddy taught me to test for pureness in his whiskey. He would show his customers once how pure it was and then if they ever asked him again... he would run them off with a shotgun for even questioning whether it was still pure or not!
aqrinc:
Oh no hide the sour mash, longhorn will be coming for dinner tomorrow. ;) Just kidding brave hero,
lets splash a couple to your successful space cultivation, oops Top Secret mission :o
george.
musicman:
Drinkin more koolaid here. Seeing colors, gettin the spirit. Heeeeeeeeeeeyyy god??? What ya got for me.
My son, I am embarrassed by what the churches have said about me. Hell is a mistranslation and they have invented a terrible false doctrine based on it.
Yes lord, they are wrong. Will you set them right?
No!!! I must get in line with their teachings to avoid more embarrassment.
Uuuuuuummmmm. ....... .what?
They are the church, and I must make them right.
But they're not right about anything. They also think you're a trinity and. . . . .
Silence!!! I must make good on their promise for eternal hell.
god, you mean you must make bad. . . .
Shut yo mouth!! See, the sun is going to burn out soon, so I will go ahead and keep gassing it up with human souls. That'll keep it burning.
Sooooooo, the non churchies will just die, right?
No son, what church have you been going to? Don't you know that people have to be consciously burning in hell forever for it to sound scarry? That's TBN 101 buddy.
Now go teach the world that hell is now in the sun. . . . .soooo it will keep shining on the churches.
The false churches?
The real churches!!!!!
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