You know, I've read more and more that teaching on this forum is against the rules. I must say, no one has considered the possibility of personal revelations from God. Suppose, one had been given some new revelation not written in the scriptures. No, I mean a real one from god. Yes, and that person knows that it is real because they done got it while in the spirit. Well, such a revelation happened to me last night. It all started after chugging several bottles of beer and going to bed feeling the spirit of god's swaying (back and forth, that is). Now, I can already hear the naysayers tellin me about some spirit of Satan or something. Yeah right, like Satan's gonna make me drink all of that beer? Anyway, I was given a clear picture of how everything was created by God through the son. Here's how it all happened:
It all started with a plan. god the father had written his plans for a perfect existence for all angels and all life on a sparkly and large rock (about as big as Jupiter, except flat) on a scroll stretching through infinate space. Now, his first creation was his son (christ). Christ became an inquisitive lad, getting into all of the father's stuff, including his scroll on creation. Now little christ was looking through dad's plans when he saw something about the fourth of July (actual dates had not yet been invented, nor had fireworks and such) and he became obsessed with celebrating this future day right now. So, little christ went through daddy's stuff and found raw materials to make firecrackers and propane. Anyway, being a pyromaniac, the son thought of all of these ways to have fun with the boom boom. Unfortunately, he decided to light quatrillions of megatons of propane to see what would happen.
Man, was there a big bang!! So big that it destroyed the father's scroll containing his perfect plans. Chaos in-sued with little bits of matter forming all over the place.
The father was mad. He said, jesus christ!!, look at the mess you've made. You've destroyed all of my plans. Well, you no what? You're going to clean it up and create the heavens and the earth and all that is in them by yourself.
Auuuhhhh but pa, I don't know how to create all of that.
Well, here, I'll give you the knowledge you need. Poof!!
Now get busy. Just one thing though, son. When you are creating the angels, you will feel compelled to make one absolutely perfect. You may name him. .. .ah. .... .Lucifer, or something. But I implore you, do not give him free will because. . . . . .
Why Pa, he can't love me without free will. Besides, he'll be perfect so he can't screw up or rebel or anything.
I warn you son. Perfection is only perfect until one freewills it away. That includes mankind.
Oh, don't worry Pa. I'll create this really hot place called hell. That will scare everybody into submission. They will never choose evil.
Needless to say, Lucifer became Satan and mankind chose evil, despite being made perfect. Anyway, I'm waiting for my next revelation. I should be in the spirit soon. Hey look!! Beer!!