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hillsbororiver:
Hi Claudia,

As undignified and even humiliating as this procedure (even the prep) is at one time the patient was awake through the entire process. The following is something I remembered from a while back, it is supposedly from a Doctor who heard these comments from his patients during a colonoscopy. Whether it is true or not I do not know, but there are some humorous lines here;

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

 ;D

Joe

iris:
 ;D ;D ;D


Iris

Vangie:
Too funny!!  ;D ;D ;D

Longhorn should be chiming in soon huh?  This conversation just dances all around one of his all time favorite words.....(drum roll and cymbal clash)

Who's gonna say it first?

OBrenda:
Haven't been there...
Don't know what sounds worse the night before, or the proceedure.... :-\

Good sense of humor!
Brenda

Amrhrasach:
Joe, I hold you and Dave Barry directly responsible for the coffee that I just spit all over my computer keyboard and screen.  What a mess.

And now, I have to get my cat off the ceiling from the howling laughter I made from WAY DOWN DEEP.  Seriously, her tail is blown up like a skunk about to spray.  She looks like something out of a Bugs cartoon.

ROFL, X infinity.

What an absolute howl.

I have always loved Dave's humor.  He must be a real trip to be around in person.

So Rodger, did they playing "dancing queen" for you?

A.

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