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Richard D:
Musicman.

Just another thought, so you not all that sure about punctuation, well we could put musical notes in there place letting the people know we have a song of truth in our hearts and if we are successful which we will be you won’t have to listen to the little children next Halloween saying Musicman nice mask you have on!

 
                                                     Richard.

musicman:
Well now, I can work with you on changing the story.  Hell, I might be able to pert Hollywood's interest.

So you're fishing on this raft when you feel a tug.  You pull in a big one.  As you celebrate your catch you notice that the fish has a very p'd off look on it's face.  It then begins speaking in tongues.  You are disturbed, and then hear a thunderous voice, "you are violating one of my creatures"  "Now, suffer the ride through my eternal lake of fire."  You are then rafting on a river of lava.  For some reason the raft doesn't melt (hey, it's just a story, right?).  You then see all of these devil fish swimming toward you.  They are all screaming, "you are the child of the devil" and start jumping at you.  Their sharp teeth feel like fire.  They remind you that you had once made fun of their advocate human support group, as one of them had the words stitched on it's side:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

You wake up screaming.  Not because of the dream, but because it's reality is still hanging onto you.  In fact, one of the little ******* fish has followed you right out of this horrible hell dream, and clamped onto your. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .um. . . . . . . . . .... . . .(well this is a little embarrassing) it's clamped onto your. . . .manhood.

Ouch!!


Your book could be entiled "Support PETA or Loose Your Peter".

Richard D:
Musicman.

I kind of wanted to get away from the dreaming this all happen to the worlds belief we never die after dying and thought we could play upon that tune.

Now if this guy and his wife can sell this 23 minutes in hell story by the millions we have a good chance with this book. I guess it’s true, people are like sheep and this book could Sheppard them to the truth with a little cunningness of course.

If some people smell the truth they will run like pigs from a gun. Now the only question you need to ask yourself is what tune do you want to dance to.  ;D


                                                      Richard.

Ninny:
Richard and Musicman!! WAKE UP!!! :o I have to save you from yourselves! People don't want your lame story!! Don't you know people want to be really lied to? and Ray says you shouldn't sell the gospel!

That means you just circulate your story around on the internet for free! You send it in emails and say at the bottom "If you love Jesus pass this on to five people you care about and within seven days you will have good luck, if you delete this message you will be cursed of God and you will have bad luck within seven days!" I mean the really caring people send me emails like this all the time! This is the way it's done.

And Musicman you are SO naughty! :o

Kathy ;) :D

Richard D:
Kathy.


I did this tread to show the silliness of people buying such a ridiculous book named 23 minutes in hell. It just seems to me that people prefer to be disillusion rather than seeking truth.

Although I do admit this thread went on to bother me last night as the Lord brought it to my attention that no matter which way I look at it, its still false in every way. So if I had it over to do again this thread would have not been posted.

Last night I thought about the seriousness of my belief in God and find myself way of course with this thread.

Time is indeed short very short in fact it’s as short as our next breath, when will it be taken back by God? So I understand how valuable time is and I see I really don’t have time to play.

So what started off as a joke ended up being my own chastisement last night. I would tell anyone the time given us should never be squander but spent in prayer learning as much as possible.

P.S. I regret having done this thread.  :(


                                       In God’s Love. Richard.

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