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Amrhrasach:
Pig & Personality Test

Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first.

It's hysterical if you do it right! Get a BLANK piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it.

DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF YOU DON'T THE JOKE WON'T WORK!

YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING,REALLY - -IT SPOILS THE FUN.

DRAW THE PIG FIRST!

HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ?? IF NOT GO BACK AND DO IT NOW!

OK, now to the interesting stuff ...

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

If the pig is drawn:

>Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
>Toward the middle, you are a realist.
>Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
>Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc..)
>Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
>Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
>With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
>With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
>With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
>With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
>If there are more than 4 legs, you are unrealistic.
>The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
>The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love life!!!!

(And again more is better!)

V
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OK, who didn't draw a tail?

(I drew the tail, but I forgot the ears and I’m a musician.  Go figure.)

A.

Beloved:
Dumb...the nose and tail are the most unique parts

Did you draw one nostril hole then tou are obsessed with food or sex
If you draw two nostrils then you are balanced and have keen observation

Was your tail curly, you are kinky 

Is the tail straight...well you know

Did you make your pig fat or skinny

If Fat you are optimistic about the economy
If skinny...time to go down to Eygpt for food


beloved

Fester:
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                                Cant we draw rabbits instead?

musicman:
What's revealed by psychology if we draw the pig with Rush Limbaugh's face?

Beloved:
No Fester you cannot draw any rabbits this thread is all about pigs and their symbolism


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGLGY5zeLSM&feature=related


beloved

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